Have one for me?

This weekend is Petersburg's annual Little Norway Festival. The vikings and valkyries get to dust off their stinky animal hides, drink excessively, and kidnap citizens from their jobs for the afternoon to get them drunk. And good luck finding any norwegian food on main street. Instead you'll find plenty of korean beef, indian frybread, chinese wontons, and italian sodas. Do i sound bitter? I start waitressing at the beachcomber tonight. And they have a polka band playing. So maybe i am, just a tad.