glad/sad

I am glad that i am not being made to attend bible camp all summer.
I am sad that there were four dead mangled porcupines on the road the other day.
I am glad that all eight of my fingers and my two thumbs work, pain-free.
I am sad that every time i read the news, there are more killings, more dying, more hate. And that's not ever going to change.
I am glad that i feel love from everyone i care about.
I am sad that i am not a better prankster.
I am glad that i did not get screwed by the internet.

I am glad that i can end this list with more glads than sads.